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sylladork:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

alexistotallyaguy:

So this is a picture of me and my beautiful girlfriend, Lucie slothspaghetti, and we are a trans couple oooooo, I would love it if you could follower her she is amaze

alexistotallyaguy:

So this is a picture of me and my beautiful girlfriend, Lucie slothspaghetti, and we are a trans couple oooooo, I would love it if you could follower her she is amaze

So this is a picture of me and my beautiful girlfriend, Lucie slothspaghetti, and we are a trans couple oooooo, I would love it if you could follower her she is amaze

So this is a picture of me and my beautiful girlfriend, Lucie slothspaghetti, and we are a trans couple oooooo, I would love it if you could follower her she is amaze

slothspaghetti:

tryna be cute like💁

slothspaghetti:

tryna be cute like💁

hellominako:

So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.

hellominako:

So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

Things That Give Me Anxiety.
  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
aquarius: no friends
capricorn: afraid of sunlight
pisces: too big of a weaboo
aries: too oppressed to go outside
taurus: allergic to fresh air
gemini: too lazy to move
cancer: completely forgotten how to move
leo: can't find the login button for life
virgo: tumblr took your soul
scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
libra: reality-phobic
sagittarius: fallen and can't get up

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB